Taking over the world...

You're ready for the 21st Century when ...

 1. Cleaning up the kitchen means getting the fast food
    bags out of the back seat of your car.
 2. You have a list of 10 phone numbers to reach your
    family of 3. 
 3. Your daughter sells girl scout cookies from her web
    site.
 4. You chat several times a day with a stranger from
    South Africa but haven't spoken to your next door
    neighbor yet this year.
 5. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell
    phone to see if anyone is home.
 6. You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of
    cards in years.
 7. Your reason for not staying in touch with your
    family is because they don't have e-mail.
 8. You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but
    you e-mailed one to your online buddies.
 9. You hear most of your jokes from e-mail instead of
    in person.
10. You're reading this and you're going to forward it
    to someone else!!!!